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Please send me your best jokes to add to this page! How do you do that? Look at the column on the right to find out.
Now read on… and get ready to laugh!!! Latest jokes we have received are shown first.
Jokes page 11
from Lily, age 9, USA
Q What do you call a dinosaur who crashed his car?
A.Tyrannosaurus wreck.
from John, age 9, USA
Q Why did the cabbage smell like baloney?
Because it was stinky.
from Scorpion, age 13, India
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Jokes page 10
from Raphael, age 11, Malta
Teacher – I have 20 apples and I eat 17. What is left?
John – A big chance for diarrea.
from Daniel, age 9, South Africa
Knock,knock!
Who’s there?
Shirly.
Shirly who?
Shirly you have not forgotten my READ MORE
Jokes page 9
from gabby, age 8, Scotland
there was a man who came to the doctors and he said i feel like a pair of curtains
A.the doctor said well pull yourself together
from Danica, age 10, South Africa
Q: Why READ MORE
Jokes page 8
from Ben, aged 10, UK
Q: what did the dalek say to the doctor after the dalek had eaten an egg sandwich?
A: i will EGGsterminate you!
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Jokes page 7
from Emily, age 10, Australia
Patient: Doctor Doctor I have 30 seconds to live
Doctor: Just give me a minute
Patient: Doctor Doctor I’m garbage
Doctor: Don’t talk such rubbish
from Renata, age 7, USA
person 1: I see your but READ MORE
Jokes page 6
Please send me your best jokes to add to this page!joke’s on you!
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